Posted by: abbauer10 | May 7, 2013

The Dentist

Soo…. The dentist has transformed for me.

I used to love the dentist. Toys. Friendly hygienists. Cookie dough flavored fluoride….

Then you become an adult and your visits become a series of guilt trips. Yes, you know you should floss. No, you haven’t flossed as much as you should have. You’re incredibly sorry to have to cause them to lecture you so much. On and on and on. It isn’t enough that your brain is silently screaming “OH LORD JESUS THAT HURTS” as they floss your teeth. You must ALSO feel incredible guilt and remorse as well.

I realize it is not the dentist’s job to make you feel good about yourself. That’s totally fine. But that doesn’t mean you have to go completely the opposite direction here, either.

Time to use my brand new water pik….

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